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dirty bikes
are BAD

 

My name is Tallinn, I'm 14 years old and I hate dirty bikes. 

I keep my Yeti looking brand new with an obsessive desire for cleanliness in every detail.  Frame, fork, chain, derailleur, bottom bracket, hubs, everything--I don't know how to go halfway when it comes to clean.  I get upset when my dad doesn't wash his bike after a muddy ride so I clean his too. 

I use [list products] and always relubricate all parts after I'm done so your bike rides as good as it looks.
If you live in southern Marin county (or nearby), I'd love to clean your bike.  Trying to sell an old bike?  Let me at it--clean bikes sell for more! 

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Hardtail

$25

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FULL SUSPENSION

$35

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road - gravel

$20

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kids bike

$15

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DELUXE CLEAN

+$10

Adds tire shine

Travel SERVICE

+$10-25

Based on distance

5 PACK | Buy 4 cleanings get the 5th free!

 I accept cash and apple pay 

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I can't stand dirty bikes, and neither should you

It feels so much better to ride a clean bike. It will make you happier and people will like you better.  It will improve every single part of your life.  Guaranteed.

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